Total Medals Earned: 633 (From 76 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,230 Points
Medals Earned: 1/15 (10/405 points)
Nuke more than 20 enemies at once
Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds
Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen
Beat the game
Get a full planet
Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit
Get a chain of 10+
Get a multiplier on a boss
Heal an enemy ship
Have a spike at the end of the game
Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end
Kill 1000 enemies
Beat the game without continuing
Get 5 spikes on the planet at once
Convert a boss into a spike
Medals Earned: 4/12 (75/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 7/8 (130/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (205/205 points)
Defeat the first guy.
Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 5/7 (60/135 points)
Place a bomb on destructible terrain
Upgrade any turret to its maximum
Fully upgrade your armor
Fully upgrade a hand held weapon
Buy all hand held weapons at once
Finish Zach Scrap's Campaign
Last 2 minutes in survival mode
Medals Earned: 11/16 (295/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Activate it.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Push the hardest.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/170 points)
End a level with a full supply of acorns
Complete Story Mode
Smash three obstacles before touching the ground
Survive for at least 100 meters in Distance Mode
Complete Story Mode on Hardcore difficulty
Complete Story Mode without dying
Collect the golden acorn in each level of a Story Mode playthrough (retries accepted)
Survive for at least 250 meters in Distance Mode
Medals Earned: 5/9 (85/270 points)
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
get to lvl 9
get to level 22
Get the good ending
vote on 3 maps
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 18/20 (465/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Blow up a jeep
Get caught by a UFO
Medals Earned: 9/9 (335/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Round up the troops.
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!